When a guy tells me I'm cute it's not something desirable. Cute is more like...
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
Kittens can happen to anyone.
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Many cats are the death of the mouse.
The satisfaction you get when you finally beat your dad is amazing that rush of adrenaline.
