When a guy tells me I'm cute it's not something desirable. Cute is more like...
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
Kittens can happen to anyone.
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Many cats are the death of the mouse.
I now have two different audiences. There's the one that has been watching my action films for 20 years and the American family audience. American jokes less fighting.
