The first time you marry for love the second for money and the third for...
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all...
In marriage there are no manners to keep up and beneath the wildest...
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is...
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and...
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've...
Marriage can be expensive and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.
