Wit is educated insolence.
When a true genius appears you can know him by this sign: that all the...
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed...
All intelligent thoughts have already been thought what is necessary is only...
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......
If there are no stupid questions then what kind of questions do stupid...
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit Genius hits a target no one else can...
Information is not knowledge.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out she'll kill me.