A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the...
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender but you don't have a top for...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more...
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Housework can't kill you but why take a chance?
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other...
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
There is frequently more to be learned from the unexpected questions of a child than the discourses of men.
