Everybody knows how to raise children except the people who have them.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own...
I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
All generalizations are false including this one.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
All right everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
The father figure is something I love but also suffocate from and want to work against.
