Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow...
Before I refuse to take your questions I have an opening statement.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
If two wrongs don't make a right try three.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's I mean.
Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.
