A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
I'm sorry if you were right I'd agree with you.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and...
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?
One picture is worth 1 000 denials.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Life is hard. After all it kills you.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
When I was about 15... I made my first attempt as a leading lady and was of course a complete failure.
