Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.

I've always loved 3D. In fact as a kid I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.