I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And if you can't use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992 and I swear by it.

I am so fidgety - I swear I have ADD - and I always need to be doing something or being outside just playing sports.

There are so many little girls who follow me and look up to me. I'm their role model so I have to make sure I'm always being professional and not putting any swear words out there - just really putting positive things out there on the Internet.

Some people swear by writing courses but whether it really helps American poetry I have doubts.

Money doesn't talk it swears.

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.

Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.

I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man nor ask another man to live for mine.

Sure the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs but they're uncomfortable laughs.