A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

I could start a war in 30 seconds. But some countries spend 100 years trying to find peace. Just like good manners peace has to be learned.

It takes great skill to tell a compelling story in under 60 seconds. These five directors have mastered the format using their talent craft and imagination to provide us with some of the most innovative filmmaking out there today.

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas sometimes ten years.

When I meet people who say - which they do all of the time - 'I must just tell you my great aunt had cancer of the elbow and the doctors gave her 10 seconds to live but last I heard she was climbing Mount Everest ' and so forth I switch off quite early.

God gave you a gift of 86 400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you?'

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at so they go 'That's funny ' then fall asleep.

I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.

As we say in the American Institute of Wine and Food small helpings no seconds. A little bit of everything. No snacking. And have a good time.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.