I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success.
We have a society in which one of the greatest things you can do is a platform to see victim status and one of the qualifications for that is that you have these exquisitely tender feelings about things and sensibilities which are easily offended.
Perhaps I seek certain utopian things space for human honour and respect landscapes not yet offended planets that do not exist yet dreamed landscapes.
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
It's not my place to tell you whom to vote for to take any political stand to tell you what religion to believe in. I'm an athlete. I can influence certain things but when I see other athletes and celebrities telling you whom to vote for I actually get a bit offended.
While conscience is our friend all is at peace however once it is offended farewell to a tranquil mind.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
God has never in the history of mankind allowed his name to go long offended.
I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.
See I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.