Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

From a commercial point of view if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

Men of genius sometimes accomplish most when they work the least for they are thinking out inventions and forming in their minds the perfect idea that they subsequently express with their hands.

I never did anything by accident nor did any of my inventions come by accident they came by work.

I never did anything worth doing by accident nor did any of my inventions come by accident they came by work.

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.

Very learned women are to be found in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

I don't know who invented high heels but all women owe him a lot.

The concept of war crimes is an American invention.