Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans fools and women will take a little longer.

The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of. You see it all the time... love lavished on absolute fools. Love's a charity ward you know.

No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers alas have to be fools in public while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.

Men who know themselves are no longer fools. They stand on the threshold of the door of Wisdom.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

The company of fools may first make us smile but in the end we always feel melancholy.

My new movie Fools Rush In is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm very sweet.

Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost.