'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected.

Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work.

If women are expected to do the same work as men we must teach them the same things.

I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women who throw their underwear at me when I'm performing live. My male fans tend to be quite shy. My female fans are wild. I never know what to do with all the lingerie that lands at my feet. Maybe I should open a shop.

Many differences are rooted in biology and reinforced through culture so it's important to acknowledge that. Because if you say men and women are the same and if male behaviour is the norm and women are always expected to act like men we will never be as good at being men as men are.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

We have been terrorised by what happened in America and we express our condolences to the American people who suffered from this unexpected catastrophe and a new world war.

In every truth the beneficiaries of a system cannot be expected to destroy it.

An unexpected benefit of my career in biochemistry has been travel.

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.