I'm like the kid in kindergarten I really do send valentines to everyone.

Everything's coming up roses - for me.

My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year even a green vegetable has carbs in it.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house we had an enormous feast and then I killed them and took their land.

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.

I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?

Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

If you want an interesting party sometime combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.