Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.

I used to have a theory actually that if you've had a good childhood a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank you're going to make a lousy comedian.

Marriage is a lot of things - a source of love security the joy of children but it's also an interpersonal battlefield and it's not hard to see why: Take two disparate people toss them together in often-confined quarters add the stresses of money and kids - now lather rinse repeat for the rest of your natural life. What could go wrong?

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well so is money and what's more life-affirming than cold hard cash?

The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could with equal validity assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord.

I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch you know. I have a lot of money.

Marriage like money is still with us and like money progressively devalued.

I've had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it.

The first time you marry for love the second for money and the third for companionship.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.