This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

I want kids to have a chance to dream of becoming something like I did in my life and when you're living in a home that's dysfunctional and unhealthy that way you don't dream like that.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

My mother whom I love dearly has continually revised my life story within the context of a complicated family history that includes more than the usual share of divorce step-children dysfunction and obfuscation. I've spent most of my adult life attempting to deconstruct that history and separate fact from fiction.

I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening we can look at the data and figure out what that is.

I am actually in poor health due to chronic fatigue and immune dysfunction syndrome and my ability to work is greatly diminished right now so I have to get better before I can start another big project.

We do not have a functioning market in the true sense of the word in health care. That's a layer of transparency that's sorely needed in America.

The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality of functions performed by private citizens.

Virtue is simply happiness and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning.

Happiness is a byproduct of function purpose and conflict those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war.