I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.

I love a smart well-written show and '30 Rock ' well you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan ' their show-within-the-show.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is nothing is more boring people like this. For me it's OK. But most of my friends at least they smoke and drink.

It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.