That's the trouble with being me. At this point nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like 'Yeah big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

My mom was a big 'Smurfs' fan so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning 'Hurray cartoons!' and she would say 'Smurfs! That's what you're watching.'

I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep though.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out you haven't wasted the whole day.

Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love something to live for.

When you arise in the morning think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe to think to enjoy to love.