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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.

Sixth grade was a big time in my childhood of hoops and friendship and coming up with funny things.

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now although when I was a kid I was always hungry.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys another sells and both think they are astute.

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