Being a good teammate is when you try to sprint down a ball that everyone thinks is going out of bounds. But you go after it anyways and you get it.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Power always thinks... that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

God sleeps in the minerals awakens in plants walks in animals and thinks in man.

I have been judged to be a pessimist but what abyss of ignorance and low egoism is not hidden in one who thinks that Man is the god of himself and that his future can only be triumphant?

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.