I love you and because I love you I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.

Oprah was not somebody who was telling us what to do she wasn't really teaching us like so many people we see today. With Oprah she was learning and we were learning with her. And I think that's really was the seed that was planted for all of us to just hang in there with her.

I'm most interested in working and learning from different people and telling good stories.

Lie detection is like language there is a learning window. Telling whoppers to small children seems to be a family tradition in many families.

Man after all my grandma put into me learning the piano that was a hard day telling her I was telling jokes for a living.

Management is about arranging and telling. Leadership is about nurturing and enhancing.

I always believe it's better to have 30 imaginations working on a project rather than one imagination telling the other 29 what to do.

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off but I can't help it.