Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees curbs turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful I think it has to be a combination of a good story it has to be funny and it also needs to be packed with useful information.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

Watching John Lasseter's films I think I can understand better than anyone that what he's doing is going straight ahead with his vision and working really hard to get that vision into film form. And I feel that my understanding this of him is my friendship towards him.

Some days it is a heroic act just to refuse the paralysis of fear and straighten up and step into another day.

It's not common for a woman on television especially if she's the mom of the family to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

I want to make sure my family's straight.

My parents were both very intellectually honest straightforward and for them faith meant that you were fully engaged.