I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.

Sometimes when I'm going to sleep I think 'Oh God my future husband is out there somewhere and I might know him or I might not and I wonder what he's doing and I wonder if he knows me.' I just always think that's so fascinating that even when you were two years old your future husband was out there somewhere.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

For some reason and I don't know why but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

No matter what message you are about to deliver somewhere whether it is holding out a hand of friendship or making clear that you disapprove of something is the fact that the person sitting across the table is a human being so the goal is to always establish common ground.

Fortunately somewhere between chance and mystery lies imagination the only thing that protects our freedom despite the fact that people keep trying to reduce it or kill it off altogether.

Somewhere near you somebody right now is trying to help the indigent and poor - providing food shelter clothing or simple kindness.

A fly cannot go in unless it stops somewhere therefore weapons fuel food money will not go to Afghanistan unless the neighbors of Afghanistan are working are cooperating either being themselves the origin or the transit.