Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

Well knowledge is a fine thing and mother Eve thought so but she smarted so severely for hers that most of her daughters have been afraid of it since.

Mr. Speaker we are a blessed Nation. We have not suffered another attack on our soil since September 11 and we are grateful. We have killed or captured dozens of members of al Qaeda and the Taliban. Our military and intelligence forces are working both hard and smart.

People's intelligence tends to be in inverse proportion to their number. People don't tend to get smarter as they get into bigger groups.

In Europe they call geeks 'smart people ' and frankly I think we live in a culture that doesn't value intelligence enough so I am very proud in saying that I am a geek.

Bill Gates wants people to think he's Edison when he's really Rockefeller. Referring to Gates as the smartest man in America isn't right... wealth isn't the same thing as intelligence.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Remember to be as smart as you are.

When I see a dolphin I know it's just as smart as I am.