A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

15 minutes a day! Give me just this and I'll prove I can make you a new man.

There are people who appear in the magazines and I don't know who they are. I've never seen anything they've done and their careers are over already. They're famous for maybe 10 minutes. Real careers I think take a long time to unfold.

In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

I've been experimenting more and more with LN2 liquid nitrogen. I've used it in battle on 'Iron Chef America ' but have also made some great ice creams at home for my family. Since it freezes basically on contact you can have ice cream ready in mere minutes.

Growing up in an Italian family you use a harsh tone and 10 minutes later everybody forgets about it.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest craziest most dysfunctional family in the world all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair you'll be going 'you know we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.