It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds new discoveries is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead you are made for life.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

It's funny how most people love the dead once you're dead your made for life.

You know fame is a funny thing man especially you know actors musicians rappers rock singers it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars you go to clubs everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married.

From there to here and here to there funny things are everywhere.