I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

It's a funny old world.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

I don't mean to be funny.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.