It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone a backbone and a funny bone.

It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Whatever is funny is subversive every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics that action and reaction are equal and opposite that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.