It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

As I get older all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean how can you tell?

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet shy funny have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.

I guess when you turn off the main road you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

You know the funny thing I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.