Today if you invent a better mousetrap the government comes along with a better mouse.

Any people anywhere being inclined and having the power have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world.

I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their money than the government ever could.

Laws are like sausages it is better not to see them being made.

A friend is always good to have but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek.

Active Evil is better than Passive Good.

I've turned down jobs because I've said 'Honestly I can't find my way in. I can't do it. I love you as a director. I think the script is good. You deserve better than I think I can do.'

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better Silence is deep as Eternity speech is shallow as Time.

What does kissing really mean to me? To me if you feel when you kiss a girl that certain feeling of all those dolphins like swimming through your blood stream and you get those good tingles inside your stomach I don't think there's any better feeling.