The first time you marry for love the second for money and the third for companionship.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her own way. And second let her have it.

Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered and the smile that lights on the first born babe and assures it of a mother's love.

When I sing I feel like when you're first in love. It's more than sex. It's that point two people can get to they call love when you really touch someone for the first time but it's gigantic multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills.

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

First love is first love first marriage is first marriage disappointment is disappointment.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic the second is intimate the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness but after that he begins to bunch them.