Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

Gay marriage is going to happen. It must.

Before marriage a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

Courtship is to marriage as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.