The ultimate would be to compete in a couple more Olympics hopefully break some world records and wind up my sports career with a couple of years in the WNBA.

The sports page records people's accomplishments the front page usually records nothing but man's failures.

There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger because he's such a great kid.

I always turn to the sports pages first which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.

I don't believe society understands what happens when everything is available knowable and recorded by everyone all the time.

Most of them are pretty down records pretty unhappy pretty confused. Which only reflects how people in general were feeling I mean really the sense that you get is society running down.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

Predicting has a spotty record in science fiction. I've had some failures. On the other hand I also predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall and the rise of fundamentalist Islam... and I'm not happy to be right in all of those cases.