Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

But on average I go to the gym about four or five times a week. Today I'm so experienced in training - I'm actually listening to my body now. My body needs freedom. When I train I create serenity and I produce oxygen in my blood. It helps me to think better and relax. By training you accentuate the problem.

The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in she becomes the center of attention.

If newspapers were a baseball team they would be the Mets - without the hope for those folks at the very pinnacle of the financial food chain - who average nearly $24 million a year in income - 'next year.'

I'm afraid of being average. I have a real fear of being just another linebacker.

My biggest fear in life is to be average.

The thing about youthful offenders is that no one seems to care about them. Most people don't like adolescents - even the good ones can be snarky and unpleasant. Combine the antipathy we feel toward the average teenager with the fear inspired by youth violence and you have a population that no one wants to deal with.

I'm intimidated by the fear of being average.

I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.