Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

I like children - fried.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Everybody knows how to raise children except the people who have them.

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them.

What is our freedom fight about? Is it about the liberation of children or just having sex with them?

People ask me if I ever thought of writing a children's book. I say 'If I had a serious brain injury I might well write a children's book' but otherwise the idea of being conscious of who you're directing the story to is anathema to me because in my view fiction is freedom and any restraints on that are intolerable.

A growing number of young women who have the freedom to decide have decided that career can wait and the delicious early years of their children's lives can't.