The test of civilization is its estimate of women.

Women are naturally secretive and they like to do their own secreting.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.

Friends are generally of the same sex for when men and women agree it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.

It is little men know of women their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

Charm in most men and nearly all women is a decoration.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Women can't live with them can't live without them.