Don't be intimidated by what you don't know. That can be your greatest strength and ensure that you do things differently from everyone else.

There comes a pause for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration.

The world breaks everyone and afterward some are strong at the broken places.

All pro sports as well as the NCAA should thank God every day we have sports betting here... We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games.

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day and of course the avid sports fans wouldn't come because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports it's what did you do this weekend it's 'How are your parents doing?'

You go to Holland France Germany every community the tiniest village they have magnificent pristine sports facilities.

If I had a personal wish for the new ideas in this new book it would be that every parent every counselor every teacher every professor every sports coach that deals with young people would understand the three circle concept.

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.

I think everybody has something that takes them away or makes them happier. To some people it's baseball or sports or knitting or the movies.