You can't allow the forces of political correction to shut you up. I mean why are people afraid to say 'Merry Christmas?' Give me a break. If people don't like it yeah they can go do something else.

Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us - a time when we can look back on the year that has passed and prepare for the year ahead.

Making a Christmas album is looked upon by some people as the thing you do when you are heading towards retirement.

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in 'I can't think of anything to give you but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward I was like 'What were you thinking idiot?'

I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world and behold everything is softer and more beautiful.

Now the essence the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so and lo it presently turns out to be so.

Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.