My loathings are simple: stupidity oppression crime cruelty soft music.

For a number of years I'd been around the kind of people who financed movies and the kind of people who are there to make the deals for movies. But I'd always had this naive idea that everybody wants to make movies as good as they can be which is stupid.

I actually think the whole concept of retirement is a bit stupid so yes I do want to do something else. There is this strange thing that just because chronologically on a Friday night you have reached a certain age... with all that experience how can it be that on a Monday morning you are useless?

You say something stupid and the next morning you're in the headlines.

I wake up every morning look in the mirror and ask 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

To be clever enough to get all that money one must be stupid enough to want it.

If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men we've got rockets we've got saran wrap - fix it!