Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

I went through life like an idiot for a great deal of the time saying there's nothing I would change. That was a very arrogant thing to say. There's a lot I would change. There are people I would have steered clear of.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later any idiot probably is going to run it.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art and can become art but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Oh if I had been loved at the age of seventeen what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon it can completely ruin your constitution.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.