If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If I became a philosopher if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting it's all been to seduce women basically.

Once we hit forty women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka one for wine one for cheese and one for chocolate.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Women. They are a complete mystery.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.

Very learned women are to be found in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Women should be obscene and not heard.