I mean I - it's so funny I am you know I am you know a working woman out in the world but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long stuttering period of moving out.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.