As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job that was the job I wanted.

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else but I was funny and all that.

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know every day I'm in a calico dress basically so it's kind of funny.

I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

If God wanted us to fly He would have given us tickets.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.