Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money for that is the miser's passion not the thief s.

Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being equally important to those who have it and those who do not.

My mom was a seamstress and I wish I'd learned to sew because I'm obsessed with 'Project Runway!'

It's her first grandchild so she's really really really excited. I guess my mom is a little more stressed out than me.

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress which they would not bear from a wife.

The superior man is distressed by the limitations of his ability he is not distressed by the fact that men do not recognize the ability that he has.

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one I spend the night with the other.

Marriage is a lot of things - a source of love security the joy of children but it's also an interpersonal battlefield and it's not hard to see why: Take two disparate people toss them together in often-confined quarters add the stresses of money and kids - now lather rinse repeat for the rest of your natural life. What could go wrong?

Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a mistress and two slaves making in all two.

If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions it is not love but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus.