I worked as a lawyer as a member of the teaching staff of a technical college and then I worked principally as legal adviser to Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist German Workers Party.

From your confessor lawyer and physician hide not your case on no condition.

If the laws could speak for themselves they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

They don't need a lawyer they need a toastmaster.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

As for lawyers it's more fun to play one than to be one.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more that everyone's given up.

I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age.

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.