I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed either of those or both as some people do when they get famous that's when the mental illness arrives.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.

I'm healthy have a loving and adorable family great hunting dogs a gravity defying musical career and most importantly fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

From the naturalistic point of view all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

He was a dreamer a thinker a speculative philosopher... or as his wife would have it an idiot.

It's just as idiotic to say there is no life after death as it is to say there is one.