I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

We are constantly protecting the male ego and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend it does become life and death.

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends and really I wasn't a very social boy.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody like a girlfriend they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

If you don't have a valentine hang out with your girlfriends don't go looking for someone. When it's right they'll come to you.

If you can lie you can act and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends you can act under pressure.

Well a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.