The truth is in California you can't build a new manufacturing facility and businesses are leaving in droves because of bad government policy.

But ours was intended to be a citizen government. It is what of by and for the people means. And when our most important issue in California is the creation of jobs I think it's quite helpful to have someone in the U.S. Senate or in the governor's seat who actually knows where jobs come from.

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.

It's funny but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself.

For some reason and I don't know why but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Everything is just better in California - the wine the food fruits and vegetables the comforts of living. Even the instrumentalists are generous and curious. Everything is wonderful.

And I want to be able to - you know make Republicans and Democrats famous for keeping jobs in California.

The records of adopted children are sealed in California. That seal is considered inviolable... The judge ruled that because I was famous he didn't have the same rights as other kids.

Los Angeles was an impression of failure of disappointment of despair and of oddly makeshift lives. This is California? I thought.