Bronagh looks after the kids and without her the family would disintegrate... there are some things you can't discuss with anyone other than your wife. There has to be a strong bond of trust.

The way I look at it everything is a trade. You acquire some money so then you've got no financial burdens but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse?

The slogan was 'Don't trust anyone over thirty'. Sixty years later the slogan became 'Don't trust anyone over ninety'.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere.

I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you'll have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either of them might run out.

Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me they don't or they wouldn't have to say they did.

Don't trust anyone over 30.

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no envy is an overwhelming emotion.